New Phrases for the Holidays

All I want for Christmas is for my son to come up with some more ways to make us laugh.  Seriously.  He's been really cracking us up lately.  Here are a few of his new phrases:

"That's not appropriate"

"Mommy, you stink"

"is that my daddy?"

"I need a kleenex, don't want to wipe it on my sleeve" (speaking of his snot)

"I want presents"

"I want toys"

"There's a monkey in her bed!" while reading "Good night Gorilla"

So many things he's doing now that just crack us up on a daily basis.  I'm going to have to start carrying around a note pad...